Hello dear english-speaking Agents.
We are Eclipse, the secret agency that puts its own interest before yours.
We exist for a few centuries now and we are based in France.
Why France ? Well, simply because we thought we perfectly match the french culture : whatever happens we’re against it, we’re not happy about anything, we like to strike on weekends, and we like to claim we invented everything.
Do you know the difference between god and a french guy ?
Well, god doesn’t think he’s a french guy.
That said, we have operations all around the world, and we’re the best existing definition of evil. If the society thinks that something is bad, it may be because we started to do it… or it’s the other way, we start to do things that the society defines as « bad », I can’t remember.
Anyway, if you need an assignment on a mission, or a tactical information, you can contact Prune at this email address : prune-en@agence-eclipse.fr
A special message from the creator of all that :
Hello ! I’m the founder of those agencies and the creator of your missions. I’m really sorry but I like to put jokes and word plays in my missions. They’re hard to translate in English sometime so when I can I did it. You may miss a few, except if you’re playing with French talking people, they may explain you a few 😉